Defination
Terminology to describe the inability of the brain cells to process information. It has been proven to be worse than alzheimer and amnesia.
Cause
Extreme exposure to MOT / UAT environments and working with lazy idiots, wimps and buttholes.
Signs and symptoms
1. Forgetting the time to go back is 5.15pm and working days are Mondays to Fridays.
Patients start by staying later and later, from 5.15 to 6.30 and later progresses to 7.30 and in extreme conditions 8.30pm.After that, patients start coming to work on Saturdays and later will progress to Sundays when bosses whine. The chronic patients wil come to work on Sundays on own free will.
2. Constipation
No matter how much water you drink or how many bananas you eat, it just won't come out.
3. Inability to match name to owner.
Such as calling Piggy, nemo and calling nemo, piggy, calling KFC McD and calling McD Burger King.
4. Hallucinating
Start adding/subtracting alphabets to words. Such as reading DONG DONG, instead of DOING DOING
5. Sucidal tendencies
Thinking of ways to jump down the building or persuading surrounding people to throw you out. murder you, murder the system and in general wishes its hari kiamat
6. Limited vocabulory
Patient's vocabulory is limited to 'S**t, d**m, F**k, die.... all negative
Complications
1. Myocardia Infarction - from dealing with stupid ppl and stupid system
2. High BP -
3. Brains cells stop reproducing
4. Stutter - as a result of (3)
Cure
There will be NO CURE once it has progressed to chronic level. But there is still hope for early detection. LOTS of MCs are required. Patient need to be quarantine away from IDIOTS and only allowed minimum exposure to systems and anything related to IT.
Terminology to describe the inability of the brain cells to process information. It has been proven to be worse than alzheimer and amnesia.
Cause
Extreme exposure to MOT / UAT environments and working with lazy idiots, wimps and buttholes.
Signs and symptoms
1. Forgetting the time to go back is 5.15pm and working days are Mondays to Fridays.
Patients start by staying later and later, from 5.15 to 6.30 and later progresses to 7.30 and in extreme conditions 8.30pm.After that, patients start coming to work on Saturdays and later will progress to Sundays when bosses whine. The chronic patients wil come to work on Sundays on own free will.
2. Constipation
No matter how much water you drink or how many bananas you eat, it just won't come out.
3. Inability to match name to owner.
Such as calling Piggy, nemo and calling nemo, piggy, calling KFC McD and calling McD Burger King.
4. Hallucinating
Start adding/subtracting alphabets to words. Such as reading DONG DONG, instead of DOING DOING
5. Sucidal tendencies
Thinking of ways to jump down the building or persuading surrounding people to throw you out. murder you, murder the system and in general wishes its hari kiamat
6. Limited vocabulory
Patient's vocabulory is limited to 'S**t, d**m, F**k, die.... all negative
Complications
1. Myocardia Infarction - from dealing with stupid ppl and stupid system
2. High BP -
3. Brains cells stop reproducing
4. Stutter - as a result of (3)
Cure
There will be NO CURE once it has progressed to chronic level. But there is still hope for early detection. LOTS of MCs are required. Patient need to be quarantine away from IDIOTS and only allowed minimum exposure to systems and anything related to IT.
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